Uterus on The Loose

January 16, 2009

uterus-iheartguts-recall1Shocking new photos of your uterus as you’ve never seen her before  — we thought we should share them with you so you can understand why the uterus is not a children’s toy. See for yourself all the naughty things she’s been up to:

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Extramarital affairs…

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Exotic dancing…

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Barhopping.

As you can see, she’s a pretty wild little organ, so watch out. The uterus — harmful to children since time immemorial.

2 Responses to “Uterus on The Loose”

  1. Jessica Says:

    I can’t wait for the XXX Uterus to be available for purchase!


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